The CHIEF February 2022

Unpopular Opinion

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By: Sam Kelly

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Contrary to popular belief, coffee is genuinely disgusting. The taste is cruel enough to get me quarantined for five days (according to the CDC), and the thought of how it is made just leaves me scratching my head. The first person to discover coffee really thought, “Hmmm, look at these beans, let me make some brown water so I can pretend to be better than everyone else in my workplace!” I personally don’t understand why people started drinking coffee and specifically Dunkin’ coffee as every drink there is the exact same and nothing at all can change my mind. Overall with every coffee drink that I have tried, no matter how much flavoring or sugar is in the drink, the disgusting skunk spray flavor finds its way through and makes me want to throw my drink out the window. All types of coffee gets a 1/10 for me as they always manage to smell good, but the taste is unredeemable. (Disclaimer: The author’s views do not reflect those of The Chief or customers in the long lines at Dunkin’).

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